The Day the World Ended Trailer (1956)

Monsterpalooza, Burbank, CA 2012 Pictures with "FUNNY" Captions Part 2

"FREAKS" (1932)

"Hey FRANKENSTEIN, How DOES an AX-MURDERER count the TIME before CHRISTMAS?" 

"In CHOPPING DAYS!"

"Question: What goes HO-HO-HO-CLONK!?"

"SANTA CLAUS laughing his HEAD OFF!"

"I WISH I could find the ZIPPER on THESE PANTS!"

"Mommy, Mommy, I HATE TIMMY'S GUTS!"

"SHUT UP and EAT WHAT'S ON YOUR PLATE!"

"I just ATE a COMEDIAN and now I'm FEELIN' kinda FUNNY!"

Q: Which SIDE of a YETI is the FURRIEST? A: The OUTSIDE!

For the LITTLE KREEP on your X-MAS LIST!

"My uncle DIED of the FLU... He FLEW UNDER a CAR!"

Q: What kind of CAR does a VAMPIRE DRIVE?" A: A BLOODMOBILE!

"SMOKIN' a PIPE will LEAD you to COFFIN!"

"You know, I was once a WAITER at an INANE ASYLUM..."

"Yeah, I served SOUP to NUTS!"

"I'm the MOST FAMOUS ROBOT IN THE WORLD!! Please DON'T LOOK me in the EYE!"

R2: "BEEP BOOP BE-BEEP BOOP!" (Translation: There's a PRIVATE PARTY in our hotel room... Come by and bring a FRIEND!)

"I had a SATANICALLY POSSESSED MOTORCYCLE once... Yeah, It was one VICIOUS CYCLE!

"That JOKE made my EYES ROLL!"

"The MISSLE? Yeah, EYE got it!"

"...and I AIN'T GOT NOBODY! NO BODY"

Q: What do you call HALF a GOLEM? A: SIR!

"This CONVENTION had me in STITCHES!"

"This convention brought out ANOTHER SIDE OF ME!"

"The CONVENTION was OUT OF THIS WORLD!"

"You SHOULD SEE my BIKINI LINE!"

"I got so WRAPPED UP in Monsterpalooza Convention this year!"

"It made my HAIR STAND ON END!"

"MONSTERPALOOZA is ONE HELL of a CONVENTION!!!"

"This CONVENTION brought out the BEAST IN ME!"

"If THAT R2D-WhatEVER DARES come in HERE I am SMACKIN' HIS RUSTY CAN DOWN!"

"Did you know that the leading cause of DEATH among VAMPIRES is TOOTH DECAY!"

"Oh DRAC! That TICKLED my FUNNY BONE!"

"I wanted a room at the HOTEL with HOT and COLD running BLOOD!"

Q: What's better than ROSES on a PIANO?

A: TULIPS on your ORGAN!

"There's THAT GOTH CHICK Pete Cushing was going on about! Damn! Every WOMAN has a RIGHT to be BIG but SHE ABUSES the PRIVILEGE!"

"She's so BIG when she TURNED around in CLASS she'd WIPE the WORDS OFF the CHALKBOARD!"

"She said, 'KISS ME, BIG BWAANA'... So, I KISSED her BIG BWAANA!!!"

"NO, I DON'T WANT to have ANOTHER STARING CONTEST!"

"I feel SICK to my STOMACH... it must have been SOMEONE I ATE!"

"How are my EYE-BROWS?"

"I use RADIOACTIVE COLD CREAM... That way I wake up with GLOWING COMPLEXION!"

"Hey, What do you have when a ZOMBIE presses your DOORBELL?"

"Why a DEAD RINGER of course!"

"'PYRO 'THE THING WITHOUT A FACE'" (1964)

Q: How did HITLER tie his SHOES? A: IN LITTLE NAZIS!

Haunted Shack Theater #17

Walpurgisnacht Season is in the air... Can't you feel it? To help get you all in the proper mood here's a repost of Haunted Shack Theater Epidsode #17 - Halloween Special from October 2010. Uncle Yah-Yah puts the Haunted Microphone up to the Haunted Jukebox for a SPOOKY HOUR of SCARY stories and CREEPY music. Put this on while you're prepping your bonfire or practicing your folk dances.

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Monsterpalooza, Burbank, CA 2012 Pictures with "FUNNY" Captions

"I shouldn'ta ate that WHOLE bag of chili cheese fries.."

"I am woman hear me ROAR!"

"Don't CROWD me Numbskull!"

"Who you calling NUMBSKULL, Numbskull?!?"

"I shoulda STAYED in my coffin this morning..."

"I'm feeling a little BLUE..."

"Come on Baby, GIMMME a kiss!"

"I only have EYES for you!"

"I'm the 'Grim PEEPER'"

"I shoulda quit while I was A HEAD!"

"I look better in purple, don't I? DON'T I??!!!"

"He went THATAWAY..."

"Did you wait LONG to get in?"

"The fella told me he waited in LINE for more than an hour to get into MONSTERPALOOZA..."

"He said the LINE went around the WHOLE building! Dang!"

"YES! The whole CONVENTION was PACKED... It made me SMILE!"

"I COULDN'T keep the SMILE off my face!"

"We're a HAPPY FAMILY, We're a HAPPY FAMILY!"

"I've been a BIG BABY!"

"I'm having a little MAN-SCAPING done..."

"I'm having a PEDI & a MANI! tee hee!!"

"Um, I REALLY have to use the BATHROOM!"

"DAY THE WORLD ENDED" (1955)

"WHORES DOOVERAY!"

"I'm NOT KIDDING! I REALLY gotta GO!!"

Q: What's worse than seeing the CREATURE swimming at you? A: Seeing the CREATURE EATING your ARM!"

"That WAS THEE CORNIEST joke ever!"

"FRANKENSTEIN" (1931)

"FRANKENSTEIN" (1931)

"I'VE GONE APE!"

"What kinda CAMERA is THAT?"

"My EYES are BURNING!"

"Oh the BATHROOM? Head down the HALL, GO to the RIGHT..."

"There's that HOT GOTH CHICK with the BIG knockers AGAIN! DAMN!!"

"IT CONQUERED THE WORLD" (1956)

"DAY THE WORLD ENDED" (1955)

"THE ASTOUNDING SHE-MONSTER" (1957)

"IT CONQUERED THE WORLD" (1956)

"I'm called FANGENSTEIN"

"GO! GO! GORILLA!!"

"Chicks DIG IT when I get to SNORTIN', DAWG!"

"KING KING" 1933

"KING KING" 1933

I'M called FRANKEN-SNORGGLETHTH!"

Crazy Frankenstein

GRAM PARSON'S Space Cowboy Helmet

I need this poster... It's no longer a question of want.

Crazy Frankenstein again...

Crazy Frankenstein and again....

"Do you HAVE your WRISTBAND?"

"NOBODY step outta line! NOBODY TOUCH A THING!!"

Thy WyndMylls of my MYND

"Could somebody get me THAT SANDWICH I ordered?

Thy WyndMylls of my MYND again...

"I said DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!"

AWWW CUTE!

"What about ME? AREN'T I CUTE TOO?"

"You should SEE the FREAKS IN THERE?"

"I've got a SPLITTING HEADACHE!"

"The conversations get a little HEADY around here!"

"I know about the ARROWS but AM I DROOLING?"

The Satanic Goat!!

Jabba the Hut!!

Big Foot!!!

Godzilla!!!

"PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE" (1959)