Friday, April 20, 2012

Monsterpalooza, Burbank, CA 2012 Pictures with "FUNNY" Captions Part 2

"FREAKS" (1932)


"Hey FRANKENSTEIN, How DOES an AX-MURDERER count the TIME before CHRISTMAS?" "In CHOPPING DAYS!"
"Question: What goes HO-HO-HO-CLONK!?"

"SANTA CLAUS laughing his HEAD OFF!"

"I WISH I could find the ZIPPER on THESE PANTS!"

"Mommy, Mommy, I HATE TIMMY'S GUTS!"

"SHUT UP and EAT WHAT'S ON YOUR PLATE!"

"I just ATE a COMEDIAN and now I'm FEELIN' kinda FUNNY!"


Q: Which SIDE of a YETI is the FURRIEST? A: The OUTSIDE!

For the LITTLE KREEP on your X-MAS LIST!

"My uncle DIED of the FLU... He FLEW UNDER a CAR!"

Q: What kind of CAR does a VAMPIRE DRIVE?" A: A BLOODMOBILE!

"SMOKIN' a PIPE will LEAD you to COFFIN!"
"You know, I was once a WAITER at an INANE ASYLUM..."

"Yeah, I served SOUP to NUTS!"

"I'm the MOST FAMOUS ROBOT IN THE WORLD!! Please DON'T LOOK me in the EYE!"


R2: "BEEP BOOP BE-BEEP BOOP!" (Translation: There's a PRIVATE PARTY in our hotel room... Come by and bring a FRIEND!)

"I had a SATANICALLY POSSESSED MOTORCYCLE once... Yeah, It was one VICIOUS CYCLE!

"That JOKE made my EYES ROLL!"

"The MISSLE? Yeah, EYE got it!"

"...and I AIN'T GOT NOBODY! NO BODY"


Q: What do you call HALF a GOLEM? A: SIR!

"This CONVENTION had me in STITCHES!"

"This convention brought out ANOTHER SIDE OF ME!"

"The CONVENTION was OUT OF THIS WORLD!"

"You SHOULD SEE my BIKINI LINE!"

"I got so WRAPPED UP in Monsterpalooza Convention this year!"

"It made my HAIR STAND ON END!"

"MONSTERPALOOZA is ONE HELL of a CONVENTION!!!"

"This CONVENTION brought out the BEAST IN ME!"

"If THAT R2D-WhatEVER DARES come in HERE I am SMACKIN' HIS RUSTY CAN DOWN!"

"Did you know that the leading cause of DEATH among VAMPIRES is TOOTH DECAY!"

"Oh DRAC! That TICKLED my FUNNY BONE!"

"I wanted a room at the HOTEL with HOT and COLD running BLOOD!"

Q: What's better than ROSES on a PIANO?

A: TULIPS on your ORGAN!

"There's THAT GOTH CHICK Pete Cushing was going on about! Damn! Every WOMAN has a RIGHT to be BIG but SHE ABUSES the PRIVILEGE!"
"She's so BIG when she TURNED around in CLASS she'd WIPE the WORDS OFF the CHALKBOARD!"

"She said, 'KISS ME, BIG BWAANA'... So, I KISSED her BIG BWAANA!!!"

"NO, I DON'T WANT to have ANOTHER STARING CONTEST!"

"I feel SICK to my STOMACH... it must have been SOMEONE I ATE!"

"How are my EYE-BROWS?"

"I use RADIOACTIVE COLD CREAM... That way I wake up with GLOWING COMPLEXION!"

"Hey, What do you have when a ZOMBIE presses your DOORBELL?"

"Why a DEAD RINGER of course!"


"'PYRO 'THE THING WITHOUT A FACE'" (1964)


Q: How did HITLER tie his SHOES? A: IN LITTLE NAZIS!

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